Silence can be as powerful as words.

The answer to any question can be easily found on the Internet; the difficult part is identifying the correct answer.

Vote early, vote often.

D.) None of the above.

This should be a perfectly valid answer for political elections.

"A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults."
- Louis Nizer (1902 -1994)

"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
-Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man & worships his creator."
- John Bright

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
- Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
- Winston Churchill

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
- Irvin S. Cobb

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
- Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
-Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"He has sat on the fence so long that the iron has entered his soul."
- David Lloyd George

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
- Moses Hadas

"His ears made him look like a taxicab with both doors open."
- Howard Hughes (about Clark Gable)

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."
- Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
- Paul Keating

"He had delusions of adequacy."
- Walter Kerr

"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure."
- Jack E. Leonard

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."
- Abraham Lincoln

"You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it."
- Groucho Marx

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx

"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt."
- Robert Redford

"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."
- Thomas Brackett Reed

"He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker fore- bears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them."
- James Reston (about Richard Nixon)

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
- Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
- Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
- Mark Twain

"A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity."
- Mark Twain

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
- Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
- Mae West

"She is a peacock in everything but beauty."
- Oscar Wilde

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
- Oscar Wilde

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
- Oscar Wilde

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
- Billy Wilder

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination."
- Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

On hearing that Randolph Churchill's suspected cancer was after all benign, Evelyn Waugh said: "For the first time in his life, something about Randolph isn't malignant."

I saw this quote on the net and got a chuckle from it. Not sure who originated it.

A good friend will come bail you out of jail.......... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun."

Well here is yet another programming methodology. “Artillery Programming” It is based on the premise of fire and adjust toward the target. Works great for small projects where the client has no idea of what they want or what can be done. You just “fire” something out there for them to comment on. (“rip up”) Then you take the comments and work toward the final product. The idea is that it is easier for the client to view something and tell you what is wrong than it is for them to tell you what they need.